Monday, December 13, 2010

I will now avoid Dr. Pepper

If you watch football you know that former gap-toothed NFL sack-specialist Michael Strahan is now a Dr. Pepper enthusiast, filming a ridiculous commercial on the subject of his favorite drink. This commercial makes no sense for several reasons. First, why does he care about caterpillars now? Is this some sort of play on words, like "the big bad NFL guy loves something soft and innocent?" If so, then why would he destroy Donovan McNabb's entry-way table? Furthermore, why is he waiting outside of McNabb's house on the off chance he has a pizza delivered, just to sack him? Do these two have a history that I'm unaware of? Also, why is an NFL player ordering a pizza when he should be eating better? Also, what the hell happened to that ice cream truck?

I demand answers! It's like Dr. Pepper hired bizzaro Don Draper to put this together.

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